Imbecile alert!

Okay what I am about to post constitutes prefessional misconduct....well it has the MAKINGS of professional misconduct! And its not going to do much to my image as an intelligent (i like to believe) person......but here goes........Theres this girl admitted to my ward and I have to visit her everday first thing in the morning....u know the routine 'rounds'! So,shes really pretty and I almost feel off my feet when I first saw her but then,remembering the rule about how you cannot have a romantic relationship with your patient I somehow decided to be very very professional about it! Also,I am not really sure she is into women,so.....................nyways,here I am going to routinely visit her everyday and today,out of nowhere,she kisses me! On the lips! And its not just a slight brush on the lips....no sir,its a full hot,kiss with tongue! I am like "WHAAAA??????" Thankfully there was no-one around since I was giving her a physical and thanks to the rules of 'privacy',we were the only ones in the room. Now I will conferss I was flattered-BIG TIME and I actually did consider doing things to her I cannot even mention here! But the next minute my stupid head got the better of me and I found myself actually pushing her away! Believe me,if nothing else,I deserve atleast a letter of recommendation from the President for doing what I did! I mean this chick is HOT and I dont mean average hot,but bloody smoking hot and its not everyday you have someone like that throwing themselves at you! Besides,she looked deep into my eyes and said Ï really like you doc,I think you are hot!"And guess what my reply was? I believe what I said went something like this Äh,ahem!Thanks! I...a......I believe its not me that you find hot,its the weather. Did you know its 38 degrees outside. And they say it'll only get worse. Global warming! (silly smile) How about we take a look at your test results now!"After 6 years of med school,1 year of internship and a few years of practice as a resident,this is how I handle the situation. I AM ASHAMED!